that dude "i meet u upstairs. Celadon. gotta get something"
i was like. THAI FOOD? this gotta be messy. i suck sikit pakai sudu garfu, with manners. kalau pegi ngan Marissa, jam tangan, bangles, cincin semua bukak. macam nak lapah kerbau. but yeah. i doa-doa. jangan those food hidup balik, sudah.
i walk around. slow. pergi ladies dulu. check apa yang patut.
then i walk to Celadon. i saw a dude. standing. white shirt. leather jacket. jeans. sneakers. ugh. goatee. i raped him in my imagination already. silly me.
"Hello. I'm Esfahan. you Markisa?"
"Hello Esfahan. no. i'm Katy Perry" i buat bimbo.
ada petua. kalau dia melayan kebimboan ini, maknanya dia pun sepisis kepala masuk air jugak. kalau senyum sinis, being serious, or being sarcastic, almaknanya, tu la casual meeting yang first and the last.
he smiled anyway. GOD. comel gila.
muka adek2 la pulak. kalau bediri sebelah mesti orang cakap "handsome la adik you. single?". oh tak rela.
Marissa mesti cakap "you're so gona be the top". sial ek. but its so true. kikikikiki.
we ate. chat here and there. nothing impressive. he looks shy. i yang banyak mulakan cakap. bout work, family, interests etc. we walk out from Celadon.
"Jom makan icecream?" he tunjuk BaskinRobbins
he got a sexy ass. and manboobs. tetibe. my eyes suddenly macama ada X-ray tembus celah-celah baju jejanz sorang ni. i was distracted. and he smells good too. we're fuckin again. in my imagination. BLEH!
'OK boleh" i replied.
i pick the raspberry sorbet. he took some caramel macadamia thingies. with extra nuts.
"i bought you something" he said.
i angkat kening. buat2 surprise. i saw he took out something from his red Puma bagpack.
a red Swatch. "Marissa cakap u suka watch and shoes. i taktau u pakai kasut size apa. so i bought you this"
"erm. i don't take gift on the 1st meeting. its the sign of bad luck for me." i looked at him.
he look down. ke arah jam yang dia nak hulur. "ermm. then don't take this a gift. take it as.. an appreciation. for sudi keluar dengan i"
"ok!" i amek and masukkan cepat2 dalam clutch bag. saje-saje buat clumsy bimbo lagi. to see whats his reaction.
he smiled. wow not bad.
then something spoiled the moment.
"wanna lepak my house? teman i tengok DVD?... and i see you love ice creams. i got some at home.."
ok. total failure disitu.
i tau you nak buat DVD recording. bukan semata-mata nak watch DVD. sucinya muka, tapi pervert. i pervert jugak. tapi i siap-siap rape dia in my imagination sajork. takde lah sampai bawak balik rumah. and those DVD trick is so lame. ingat i ni just plain Cikaro? horny sangat? easily jatuh dekat such beautiful face? wrong. epic wrong.
"if you don't mind..." he insisted.
"i do mind actually" i replied.
"i drove here. and i'll be working tomorrow early in the morning. tak bole ya? sorry"
"maybe next time?" he's struggling. air muka dah berubah. rejections.
"yeah maybe". i jawab. memang TAK la.
we shook hands. small hug. say goodbye and leave.
"see ya" he said. hantar sampai carpark gitew. gentlemen konon. pervert.
i doubt that.
i tak story kat Marissa much. konfem2 dia jelling maut kat mamat tu nanti.
balik rumah, i asked Marissa to give him back the Swatch bila jumpa kat gym besoknya.
"kenapa?" Marissa asked.
"not my type sista. adek-adek" i jawab. Marissa senyum. tanda "whatever".
i'm a classy lady. it takes more than Swatch for me to get laid. Jimmy Choo, minimum.
Love, MarkisaImran.
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